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I am sick and tired of the constant changes in the programming schedule. An annual alteration is one thing, but the schedule has changed numerous times in the last few months alone. On top of that, the changes are unannounced. Additionally, you randomly drop and add shows without warning. Blast you. For several years now, you’ve used anime to lure viewers in so you can spam them with your own home brewed shows, 90% of which is total and utter crap.

This is the last time. To you I say, adieu.

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A trinket was tossed down from the heavens. It was fashioned in the shape of an animal, maybe a giraffe, with a glow and sparkle like cheap crap out of an entrance machine. While still in the air, a young zealot sprang into the sky to take hold of the trinket. In the air, he did a flip, and then stretched out his body with all his might, reaching up so far that his armpit ached until his desperate hand finally took hold of the trinket.

Once he acquired the object, and whilst still in the air, it was as if time stopped. A disturbing holler of excitement come through his mouth as beams of red and pink stars began puking out of both eyes. Time started again, but the stars continued coming out of his eyes and he began descending back to the ground. As he descended, his body was nearly in a seated position, as if he were sitting in a chair. But if the invisible chair were rotating continuously forward, making the man continuously flip.

This continued and the rotations became faster and faster as he came lower and lower. Amazingly, he literally hit the ground running and proceeded to run down the street. He continued running until he reached the other side of the Earth and disappeared.

Many, many years ago, the god of excrement made a deal with humankind. He said, If multiple times a day you will show me your private parts and present your urine and feces as an offering to me, I will utterly remove such waste from your presence. Humankind agreed. Then, the god of excrement instructed, Build you a room and place in it an altar idol which you shall call Toilette for which to offer your gifts unto me. Humankind did so. And to this day, nearly every building has a room dedicated to the god of excrement, with an altar idol in his image.